joshishollywood:

There’s one scene in The Sound of Music where Maria takes the children out for the day and at one point she asks them what songs they know, to which Louisa replies “we don’t even know to sing”

Oh Louisa… poor poor Louisa… if you only knew the betrayal

Your eldest sister has known how all along and she didn’t tell you shit

She’s been sneaking out into the garden to sing songs for months now and she’s been holding out on the rest of you

She thinks she’s better than you all but you’ve always outnumbered her

Surround her

Overwhelm her

Beat the music out of her and take it for yourselves

oh my god what is this why did I laugh so hard 

Augusto Esquivel 

(Source: pulmonaire)

epic4chan:

To be fair, that does beat laser tag.  画

(Source: ollieplimsolls)

To the person that made this. [god I hope you arent a female, but a chauvinist pig]

Ha, Ha, HA, HAHAHAHAHAH. God I hope this is a joke. This is a horribly negative and generally overdone generalization of what it means to be a girl. I’ve known many egocentric, manipulative, narcissistic men who’s prime and ultimate goal in life seems to be to “talk crap behind peoples back” and “gossip”. But because they have a penis does that immediately exempt them from such traits? Are they merely honest in their opinions? Does the fact that they say shit behind your back merely indicate that they are sensitive to your feelings and don’t want to hurt you so confrontationally? Or perhaps theyre all just secretly women. I don’t think the girl who is hanging out with all these men realize that she does not in fact have a penis, and that the juncture between her legs is the defining feature that she is of the feminine persuasion.  “Women can’t have fun”, “women only talk crap about you”, “women find ridiculous amounts of joy in defamation, condescension, and gossip.” “they are not real, they are always fake.” Pray tell, what exactly is SHE?  A man? This internalized sexism which denounces all females [if the wording and generalizations are to be taken seriously] will only damn her, as a woman, as a member of our gender, to a life of inferiority. She is a woman, she will therefore, as per her own logic, never be real, straitforward, or generally worth anyones time at all. Congrats.

Oh and for the fucking record, my best friend is just about the sweetest, kindest, most sensitive and real girl there ever fucking was. And it was her character, and her strength of mind and morale that made her that way, that made her so genuinely AWESOME, not a penis or even a lack of one. Fuck you very much.

(Source: staypozitive)

highexpectationsasianfather:

Rebellious Asian Son

gabebutac:

AHA

(Source: adamstyles)

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a Vagina! Those things take a pounding!”

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