February 2012
88 posts
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to... →
goodlyrottenapple:
