December 2009
25 posts
Jokes
Diane: I want to get blue and green highlights
Mommy: Thats fine, and we'll do them at home because it's gonna be ugly anyways, no need for a stylist.
Cindy: ...HAHAHA
Mommy: What
Cindy: Wasn't that supposed to be funny?
Mommy: Uh...no.
Cindy: Why can I never tell when you're making a joke?!
Diane: Gah!
Mommy: Diane, stop moving like that! You'll fall down and get hurt!
Cindy: HAHAHAHAHA
Mommy: What?
Cindy: That wasn't supposed to be funny either? DAMMIT.
November 2009
30 posts
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thehungergames:
(via whysosiriusblack)
cherie-pie:
steamedbroccoli:
I never loved...
Listen
Jonathan is not who we think he is
Scene --> In DJ's room for 5th period English, Cindy finds out about jonathan ditching watching 2012.
Cindy: Jonathan's ditching us to watch new moon because he's a thirteen year old girl!
Jonathan: Wait, what?
Cindy: Well, that, OR an emotionally/romantically depraved nineteen year old girl. They're essentially the same thing.
Jonathan: Wait, how did you know? [He's talking about the fact that I know he's going to watch new moon instead]
Christian E.: Wait! Jonathan, you're 19? And a girl?
Jessica T.: Wait, what?!
Jonathan: What?! No!!
Cindy and Christi: HAHAHAHAHAHA
cherie-pie:
(via steamedbroccoli)
Violence
Solves nearly everything, don’t let that silly saying “Violence doesn’t solve anything” discourage that conviction. Today my computer was being freaky again, the mouse was jumping on the screen with no indication as to what could have provoked this sporadic behavior, my internet was being damn slow, the pages were loading strangely, even AIM didnt work, and the screen some...
Thanks anyways
David: What's wrong now, Homework?
Cindy: No shit sherlock. -frowns-
David: Hey hey hey, it takes 37 muscles in your mouth to frown, but only 17 to smile, why overwork yourself?
Cindy: ...Well Confucius! It may take 37 muscles in your mouth to frown and 17 to smile, but it only takes three in your finger to pull a trigger, if I took your advice and didn't overwork myself, we wouldn't be having this pointless conversation, cause I'd be dead.
David: Touche Cindy, Touche
"Interact Game #2"
interactclubmmhs:
Our winner is junior, Cherie Tran! Congratulations! :D Thank you to everyone for playing. I think we all learned valuable lessons this time around: skipping to 5th period singing to Taylor Swift songs and hiding at the bench next to your assassin are not effective ways to avoid your assassin. Also, shout out to Danson Nguyen for waiting until AJ killed me to kill him....
The difference between a man and a woman
Today after school.
Scene --> Walking down the street towards target with he who shall not be named, no its not the dark lord Voldemort. We come across a blue mini cooper.
Me: Hmm, cute
Him: It looks like a pregnant rollerblade.
This totally made my day.
Wow, it’s finally happened I read something SO annoying SO off base that it prompted me to actually go out of my way to make a tumblr, learn how to fucking use a blog and figure out this insane “reblog” concept, just to divulge my measurement of the complete and utter ineptitude made by the previous post.
My first point being that yeah, I killed beethoven when I read that post,...
Don't be so judgemental.
se7enpercent:
kazehime:
ano-nymous:
rawrgirl:
Here’s a question for you: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and...
