Best divorce letter. Ever.
fuhtran: hanhonguyen: mohfxckintiffany: oooohweeejuli: Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even...
I win #5
Cindy: (Jumps on Diane's bed)
Diane: Cindy! Stop messing up my bed!
Cindy: Your FACE messes up your bed
Diane: YOUR face causes global warming!
Cindy: Cause I'm so fucking hot?
Cindy: (sitting on couch under blanket watching Legally Blonde)
Diane: (climbs under same blanket)
Cindy: It's too small Diane, get out
Diane: No I'm cold
Cindy: I farted in here
Diane: So did I
Cindy: ......Did you really?
Cindy: Oh thank God, me neither
Cindy: Hey Lisa! [via AIM]
Lisa McCarthy: [away] In love with the amazingest person everrr
Cindy: You're in love with me?
She never responded, I think we're making progress