me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
damnthatswhatshesaid: Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
I said "Cow!" to a woman on a bike earlier today. →
She screamed back multiple curses right before she crashed right into the cow I just warned her about.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours